The Arrival Guide

Nice to meet me? I know. Let's cut to the chase. Here's my background:


Children check under their beds for the boogie man. The boogie man checks underneath his bed... for me.
I once made Brian Wilson shave.
When I look in the mirror with a straight face, it smiles back.
I am very reputable, even with the people who have never heard of me.
Just kidding... they've heard of me.
I once won a 5 card draw poker match... with 4 cards.

I am the most interesting intern in the world.

Stay tuned, my friends.

Anyway, I am about to impart my vast knowledge about life on you, so get ready. Oh and no need to thank me.

You're welcome.

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